A lot of y’all may have seen this already. But if not, it is my genuine pleasure to introduce you to this video:
On principle I never share videos promoting violence, but BRUH! If you watched that video once there’s no way you didn’t look at it at least two more times. It’s like visual potato chips…one just aint enough. Not only that, it’s completely justified. There is no question that kid earned every one of those five fingers to the face. Every stage of this seven second video is epic:
-The drumroll of the two white girls getting their hair pulled with very little reaction.
-The moment you notice that third girl in line was black and knew exactly how this was going to end.
-The fact that it all happens so fast! No time for a warning and no time for an “I’m sorry” after the fact. It is the rawest example of cause and effect I have ever seen.
-That slap tho! OH MY GAWD! If you had the sound off when you watched it the first time, go look at it again with volume. Any inkling I had that this was fake was gone after I heard that lick.
The Lesson:
So rather than just share this video for the “Oh shit” reaction it will undoubtly get, I decided to make this a teaching moment for the InHellExcel Nation: DO NOT TOUCH A GIRL’S (ESPECIALLY A BLACK GIRL’S) HAIR WITHOUT HER CONSENT!!! Don’t do it fam. Does not matter your ethnicity…don’t do it. Does not matter if you’re a woman…don’t do it. Does not matter if she thinks you cute and you’ve known her since y’all was kids and her mama babysat your little brother that one time when he was home sick with the chickenpox…bruh. Do. Not. Do. It.
Now me being a grown-ass man who does his hair pulling while behind a consenting lady friend, I had no idea this ‘yaga’ mess was a thing. Apparently it was a Vine trend that went viral circa 2014. This particular video was from this year though. I guess these guys were trying to bring it back. Hopefully the yaga movement died along with all the nerve endings on the left side of dude’s face. So let’s do a play by play of this fuckery:
Sesame Street tried to teach y’all early to recognize differences. Khadija and Becky are not the same chick and will not have the same reaction.
As quick as this video is, the first time I watched it I swear it was like slow motion at this point. The very slight moment of silence as she stood up…then the look on dude’s face. Real fear. RIP that guy.
That slap was the only way that could have ended. No other possible outcome. It was giving Kobe the ball with 10 seconds on the clock in the 4th. It was putting a microphone in front of Donald Trump. It was giving me a slice of pizza right now. Kobe will shoot, Trump will say something stupid and I will stuff my face. In that order. End of story. That slap was like when your Street Fighter character catches that last punch that kills him. The one that echos as you fall in slow motion and you know you’re not getting back up.
A fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others. Let this fool teach you something InHellExcel Nation. Don’t do it fam.